Friday, March 3, 2017

Cheese and crackers

Tonight I cut my son's hair...

… all Brittany Spears 2007 meltdown style.   

As in, I feel like my cheese might actually be sliding off my cracker.   Just enough so that I notice but no one else might be clueing in just yet.  For the record his hair is unruly with some curl and waves and we agreed at dinner it was getting long.  So while he was once more playing with a teeny stream of running water and dirty dishes in the sink after dinner, I just…started cutting.  Only the right side, the front and a snip or two at the nape of his neck.  The left side is largely untouched and there's a great tuft of curl on top to the back.  He's 18 months old.  My time to do such things without repercussion from him is limited.  It looks pretty terrible.  But whatever, it'll grow back, right?  The thing that's kind of scary is how detached from it I feel.  

There's also a round dent in the drywall of my bedroom from driving my heel into it this morning.  I figured that was a better choice than getting physical with or around my children, whom I'd just left in the room across the hall because I JUST COULDN'T EVEN.   Not for one more second could I sanely  handle the 12th whine/cry/tattle/scream in less than 5 minutes due to a 18 month old testing his interaction skills and a 4 1/2 year old who doesn't appreciate his style (and who is recovering from the flu, so admittedly not at the top of her patience game).   We'd only been up for the day for some 30 minutes at this point, mind you.  

December into early January was not so hot for me.  Grief, loneliness, isolation, illness (not me, the other three).  Things started looking up and feeling do-able again roughly mid-late January and we were looking forward to going to Arizona for a week to visit my folks.  Sunshine, some serious outdoor time for my gross motor savant of a son, some unadulterated grandma attention for my girl, and some girlfriend time back in Tucson sans children for me.  And then, the day before we were to leave…Influenza A stole our vacation.  Not me, the other three.   Which meant once again I was the one to single parent the kids while my husband was sick as well as care for him, then carry the lion's share of managing a sick 18 month old while still keeping life going for his big sister after hubby returned to work (until sister too succumbed).   Is it bad that I kind of kept hoping I would get it just so I could stay in bed all day and he would have to man the kids?   I can't be alone there, right?   All that said it could have been worse because Brad was home to help with the kids two more days than he otherwise would have been if we hadn't had vacation scheduled.  So in some respects, hey, I got lucky!!

But it was 11 full days of being inside with sick beings, leaving the house only to go to three doctor appointments (two with the kids) and transport my daughter to preschool 3 of those 11 days.   11 winter days no less, when you're not going to let your snotty coughing flu-ed up kid go outside in the cold and wind despite desperation for fresh air and change of scenery.  So today, with health by and large returned to said sickies, I got a babysitter from 9:00-2:00.  OUTTA here, baby!   

Gym.  Walk/run/backward walk 2 miles.  Good!  No reflection of my previous running years, but a start nonetheless.   Mahi Mahi tacos at the gym's cafe - mmmm.   
Time to Be.  
Confronted by utter lack of girlfriends or social community.  By desire to be part of a group of girls from ECFE (but not, in some part because I'm a tough take?) or a particular set of preschool moms (they all live in the same neighborhood and included me at one point, but…).   I miss graduate school.  I miss having a flock of women to laugh with, talk to, collude, bitch, celebrate and mourn with.  I did not expect motherhood to be so very isolating.  Is it current culture?  Is it me?  Is it lack of effort or that I'm truly an odd duck?  Do I turn people off, or do they not quite know what to do with me?  Make of me?  

I came across this book yesterday, Women Are Scary by Melanie Dale.  I bought the ebook (on sale for $1.99!) but have only had a chance to read the online excerpt last night.  That alone brought some solace and (thank god) much-needed laughter!   I love my kids, but more and more I see that the life I've created is all about my kids.  (Which for a long time was fine, no doubt about it.  Welcome, even.)  The Me part of my life is all but nonexistent.  The friend part of that Me?  Cue the sound of wind through the barren trees.  

"We drive our cars into garages and close the doors behind us, and we can go days and weeks without interacting with the neighbors unless we’re intentional about making friends."  You called it, Melanie.  Oft occurring even in warmer seasons but in Minnesota winters?  Fuggedaboudit.

"Moms are everywhere, and most of us are a little bit lonely and starved for adult conversation. If you work outside of the home, you may spend time with other adults professionally, but you still need other moms to talk to. Stay-at-home moms just need people to talk to, period."  Sooo validating.  

"I want someone who cackles and speaks truth and is either a total geek or glad I am. I want a mama who will tell me what I need to hear, not just what I want to hear. And through all that scary intensity, I want her to love me."  
Yes.  Yes, please.  

And this…the attempts to connect that fizzle or straight up bomb.  This is a version of what I fear happened with the key preschool mom within the aforementioned neighborhood group.  She and her daughter came over one day and during the course of talking about doing things alone (she would never camp alone - I loved it, she would never eat alone in a restaurant -no problem here), I brought up Anna in the "oh man, I cried in public all the time.  Went to the Galleria in my pj's.  Pretty much don't care what anyone thinks after that" genre.  And somewhere in there, in my rambling or unconscious rising emotional intensity that seems to accompany Anna despite myself, I think I lost her. Somewhere I think she decided I wasn't her flavor.  So this little tidbit from Melanie's book was balm to my soul.

"Have you ever tried to befriend another mom only to have it die an awkward little death?  Just me? My kids were all born on different continents, so my strikeouts usually go something like this:
Me: Hi, I’m Melanie. I’m new here. Have you been coming here long?
Other Mom:   Oh, hi, I’m OM. Yeah, we’ve been doing this for a while (indicates many other friends nearby ).
Me: Oh, cool. Which kids are yours?
 OM: Penelope over there. Who are your kids?
Me: Those three over there.
OM: Are they all three yours?
Me: Yep!
OM: I mean, are they all your own?
Me: Uh-huh. I own them all.
OM: I mean, are they your real kids?
Me: Yes. They are all real. No blow-up dolls in the bunch.
OM: The two oldest are yours and where’s the youngest one from?
Me:  Two of them are adopted and one was created in a lab.
OM: Um . . .
Me: The oldest one, with hair identical to mine, is adopted from Latvia and our newest child, oldest and newest, haha.  The middle child, with blond hair and blue eyes who looks nothing like me, is biologically related to me. The youngest one is adopted from Ethiopia.
OM: Ohhhhh. My brother-in-law went on a mission trip onetime . . . ohhhh . . . I forget where . . . Nicaragua.
Me: Okay, well, it was really nice to meet you!"

Yep.  That about covers it!   

And now it is late and I must go to bed.  Thanks for letting me journal here.  Any mamas who might want to be my friend after stumbling across this?  Comment away.